Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Drinks appeared in front of me. Who am I to deny destiny? And by destiny, I mean free drinks, which appear by magic.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
LOL he's a hopeless romantic now? 🤔 I'd say giving him a bj in a freakin softball dugout isn't the most romantic thing but it still happened
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
So just spent 30 minutes of my life talking to my cousins friend who told me she buys cocaine from a pizza place by asking for extra Parmesan
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