I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
You punched me in the face while blackout. 20 min later I told you I'd been punched in the face and you yelled 'by who, imma go kill 'em!'
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
How was your weekend?
My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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