So, when he came he screamed MORTAL KOMBAT!!!! at the top of his lungs and all of his roomates yelled back FINISH HER!!!!.....yeah kinda akward
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I touched a dick in church today
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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