We're like a lot better than the average bears
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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