very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
I have feelings that need drinking.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
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