Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
He asked if I was a pirate because my "arrrrrrrrse" was worth burying. 10/10 for effort, 20/10 for serial killer vibes.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
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