I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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