Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
welp, we watched the human centipede high last night and my mind literally shut down, when i came to all i could hear was mel saying EAT EAT HIS SHIT
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