he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
She just left after she spent the past 2.5 hours fuckin the shit out of me. I'll put that in the logbook as a cross country
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
I'd appreciated it if you didn't lick my boyfriends face again. I'm askin nicely. Thank you.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
I picked up the bartender so he could open the bar early and ended up with him giving me a ride home when he closed. I like snowdays and everything, but they get really expensive. Also, I think I threw up on his front door. Not checking.
haha all our friends are at the carnival and I'm on stage dry humping a 40 year old
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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