you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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