k, so I just picked a four leaf clover, then saw my dads penis. Lucky? I think not.
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
don't be alarmed if you come back and i'm passed out drunk and naked cuddling with the franzia.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Alive.
So much puke
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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