I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I don't think I can get drunk, high or horny enough to even consider that
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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