i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
First, he can't make me cum.. And now, he can't get it up because he LOVES me?!!??! i don't think so.
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
The sad moment you remember you have no power for a week and can't flush.....
Wrong number bro but that sounds like a damn shame.
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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