I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Because her vagina is one of those illusive black holes that leads to a parallel universe where he is king and the sea is made of beer! That is why they are together!
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
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