I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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