Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Her boobs looked like leather oven mitts. No more cougar hunting for awhile.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
That accounts for only three of the penises
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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