please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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