She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
high people should be assigned attendants
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Its not that hard to understand he's my holiday boyfriend, we ignore each other most of the year except on holidays when I give him head
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