Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Its okay I walked into your house, searched for my wallet in your purse, and took a shot of Tequilia all without eye contact, right?
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
I didn't notice because vodka
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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