Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
At least you have booty calls.
True. I just waste them though. I feel like I need to be told "there are people in this world who would give anything for just one and you have two." You know in that same tone your parents told you about the starving people in china
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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