At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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