No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
Sext me about skeletons
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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