Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I'm sitting in front of the mirror eating cereal and pondering how my boobs got so big
Welcome to my life
I just masturbated to the audio from my psych lecture . . . this screwing my prof fantasy is getting serious.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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