she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
NoShamevember. You game?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
be right there i have to get my cape
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Ok so I'm not gonna ignore the fact that you had sex on a frat basement floor and spent the last 4 years wondering how you got HPV
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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