Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
Pretty sure that Albanian broad gave me something last night. Now we play the waiting game.
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
i came home at 4 a.m. and made a dozen eggs and three lbs. of bacon. my mom woke up and the only thing she was pissed about was that i used the whole carton of eggs, but then she sat down and ate with me
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
I found myself looking up beard accounts while masturbating, I guess that's what it's come to.
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
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