just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
If Denver makes it to the Super Bowl I'll quit drinking. So I'm pretty much stocking up on booze
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
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