well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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