I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
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