So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
never. drinking. again.
lets not get ahead of ourselves.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
The dominoes guy came back thirty mins later to ask me out. I guess he figures if I'm eating pizza alone I must have gotten dumped
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
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