okay pat passed out under dana's car
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
I think you begin to realize how unfair life really is when you're high and you discover that the new box of fruit by the foot on your shelf is actually empty
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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