No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
they need to just BURY HIM!
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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