Be sure to let me know if your relationship crumbles so I can resume hitting on you
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
And have you ever tried to explain a hickey to your own grandmother?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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