We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
There is nothing wrong with watching parks and rec all day then getting blackout drunk by night
I've had sex to the movie Tommy Boy too many times to be acceptable.
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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