Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
I wanna passion pit in your ass
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
He called me piss drunk at 7:30pm while cooking bacon and said he was going to bed. I don't think he's taking it well.
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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