I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Both guys that I'm dating were waiting for me in the parking lot after work. Literally the most awkward situation I have ever been in
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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