But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
My professor is talking about sperm and all I can think about is my mouth
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
you win again, gameday.
so my daughter wakes me up this morning and i feel like a vibration so im thinking she has my phone..nope my vibrator
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
as a side note pls kill me
FUCKIN BIRDS ARE CHIRPING AT 4 IN THE MORNING. THE SUN ISN'T RISING YET MOTHERFUCKERS, GO BACK TO YOUR NESTS.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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