Banned from zoo.
Again?
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I was going through my paperwork and I found the lifetime warranty card for my 14" dildo. I saved it. You know, just in case.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
I just want nice things and good sex
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
you're no funn. i shall go consult my friend vodka on this matter.
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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