I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Based off of the soaking wet clothes/towels/rugs, Eiffel Tower statue and monkey in the bathtub, I'm going to assume drunk me took a bath.
Are you really alive right now?
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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