Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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