all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
What part of "you pissed in the tent" do you not understand?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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