If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I just tipped a bartender in xanax.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
A guy dressed like Jesus just gave me a mini keg. Prayers really do come true.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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