Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
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