Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Do they mail horrible human being awards or do I have to pick it up or what's the protocol on that shit
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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