New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Dude I pissed in her little brother's closet and when I tried to flush the doorknob her parents came out and saw me standing there naked, no more ambien for me
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
