you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Whatever you didn't send me pics of you topless making bacon
When did angry sex become our thing?
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just had a legitimate orgy. Wearing glowsticks.
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