Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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