like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
he may or may not have motorboated me on the steps of the library of congress
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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