I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
just got home to find my brothers naked on the floor covered in chocolate. i am now nervous about sleeping in the same room as them
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize