The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
she always made me post sex PB&Js it was like fucking a trashier Martha Stewart
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Okay, thats embarrasing even by my standards and I've thrown up while wearing a viking hat. just a viking hat.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
driving home hungover today was like a life test..it was like the goblet of fire
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
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