If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
In a car. Threw up in my mouth. Haven't said a word in 10 minutes.
Being home sucks. I haven't drank in like a week. Or smoked cigs. Or done drugs. Or had sex. My body is shutting down.
Omg. It's like you're one of those deprived kids living in a third world country. We need to save you.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Things he has managed to cum on so far on spring break: my bikini, my back-up bikini, three of my four bras, two pairs of panties, four beds, six chairs, the floor of several hotel rooms, the window/door to the balcony from both sides, my tits, my face, my stomach, his stomach, my ass, his best friend's girlfriend's face, and his best friend's dick.
Just FYI spring break is over and you're supposed to be back in class but hey sounds like you had your orgy so congrats.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
she brought her phone charger to the bar this bitch is ready to drink
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
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