Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
WHY ARE YOU SMOKING WEED WHEN YOU JUST HAD A STROKE. AND MORE IMPORTANTLY WHY ARE YOU DOING IT WITHOUT ME.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Why do all the Father's Day cards talk about what a great dad they are? Why can't there be one that says something like "Thanks for sticking it to mom and making me possible, your sperm was appreciated."
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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