i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
I told my coworker that I'd get him some edibles because he wants to rekindle his marriage. I'd better get some good karma out of this.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
There's a dryer on fire at the laundromat, and everyone's just standing around taking pictures. Except me. I'm texting.
Randomize