Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
and she was petting her beer can
No more Irish car bombs ever.
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
So we hooked up and then instead of texting me, he endorsed me on LinkedIn for Microsoft Word a few days later
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
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