Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
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