ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Yeah, I only wore tennis shoes under the gown. Way cooler than khakis and a shirt, but much more awkward when my parents wanted to go to dinner immediately after the ceremony and my grandmother started to unzip the gown. Stopped her before it was too late, but barely. My dad just rolled his eyes.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
We kinda got asked to leave the strip club and on the way out, you fell again. When you finally got up we got a standing ovation from the girls behind the bar and you took a bow. It was awesome.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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