I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
you will always have a special place in my vag
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize
