How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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