she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Ate a slug for 39 dollars
I wouldn't expect anything less from a PhD student
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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