Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
Too tired to do the dishes so I made mac and cheese in a teapot. There's still some left if you want some...
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
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